I feel like gamers just have too many options nowadays. There’s a lot of bits of specific language in this review - checking your phone while watching the pre-duel cutscene, audibly sighing when cresting a hill and seeing more things to do, “The layer of Japanese aesthetics barely hides the fact that the world is just…

She STARTED the conversation talking about BDSM. HE seemed weirded out by that but continued talking about sex because SHE brought it up. She then said she was into pornography. He then continued down that same line and she stopped the conversation.

This is nonsense. How is he supposed to know what ‘creepy’ is? She is the one who started a creepy conversation for thanking him for his bdsm character, to which he seems visibly off[it by his first line.

Oh f this chick. Seriously. You don’t get to seek out a guy with comments about bdsm, transition into how you like sex art and then suddenly act uncomfortable with a conversation YOU initiated and are PERPETUATING.

It helps if you can keep Ninjara at a distance. The spam throw is only really effective when they are right in your face.

That top image is exactly why this is my favorite entry in the series. It’s been a while since I played the game, so I don’t remember the context from that scene, but I can tell that Zidane is somewhat alarmed, possibly creeped out by the eyeball structure. Garnet on the other hand is not intimidated, and walks right…

Final Fantasy 9 is one of my favorite games and imo way better than FF7....

This. I’ve heard him called the George Lucas of video games. He created something huge then tries to guck it up by over thinking it at every turn. The difference is Swuare at the forethought to keep him in a leash unlike Lucas.

And here I like all three of those things, next you’ll tell me that Star Wars is overrated, and on and on till every popular thing has been chastised.

I feel deeply vindicated. FF9 ties with FF6 in my head for all time favorites in the series, but FF6 gets the proper amount of love while FF9 was largely ignored for a long time.

Educate yourself

Gah this passage:

Knights is the correct choice. I’m reassured Kotaku is a site I can continue to trust.

Soccer isn’t a very popular sport in the U.S.

Which is sad, because it requires team-work, intuition and precision to score. I live in Utah and I am surprised how many people go to RSL games.

Edit, meant to add /s to the first sentence.

New fone, who dis?

Why would you want to kill Stephen Hawking? Seems like a weird target to focus on.

90%

Once again a mental illness is misunderstood and used to get away with committing a crime because of a lawyer.

Playing league would threaten anyone’s moral culpability.

For $299 you can add a chatter box that will nag and ridicule your performance... so if you do feel like a serial killer, you won’t feel guilty afterwards. ;)