Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

wait until you visit San Francisco 

The people parking on it have more faith in their parking brakes than I have in anything.

Because it’s too steep, and they don’t know how to drive up.

My favorite are the cup holders under the hood on the Challenger.

No one said the moose on the Volvo 850 instrument cluster circuit board?

LTT made me google “Dyno turbo rag” and I got this.

There’s nothing sleeper about a Jag wagon with a performance badge that makes loud exhaust noise and runs on 20 inchers (or is it 21 ?)

Look, I really like the idea of this thing, but that interior looks straight out of a $30k Toyota. I know the cream colored leather and burled walnut thing in Jags is over, but does it have to be? This is not better.

Agreed. There are a lot of roads out west where the speed limit sign should just say “consult your owner’s manual”.

Alternative headline: “Jesus stopped while trying to drive a Demon out of Indiana”

I must say, if you’d asked me to guess what sort of car Jesus would drive, a Hellcat wouldn’t have come high on my list.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Was there a Fast and Furious film marathon last night?

My 5 speed automatic Mazda 3 keeps the revs at 3200 rpm at 80pmh and gets a mileage of 21mpg,, all the while droning into the cabin.. you are wrong all cars need 6 gears, automatic or manual..

The only thing I can think of is someone who drives their Bentayga to go swimming in a lake or the ocean. Which is no one. Nobody does that. It’s definitely for drugs.

Never got a ticket for it, but I still like to tell the story:

A nice summer day, I’m sitting at a stop light in my mom’s wagon. Cute blonde in a low-end Mustang drop top pulls up next to me. I look over, give her a smile. Her response was as if she walked through a cloud of skunk spray. My ego slightly bruised, I drop…

Hey, pal, that generic light, soothing music is *my* light, generic soothing music that I played with own guitars! (Hope you enjoy the podcast.)  

Meanwhile, some of us don’t need to go aftermarket to have sweet three-spoke wheels.