It’s always healthy to evaluate anything through a logical lens, even if it leads to uncomfortable or seemingly contradictory outcomes.

I do think our country’s (species’?) capacity for forgiveness is a truly great thing... but you need to show genuine remorse and contrition to earn it. Portraying yourself as somehow victimized by this whole situation suggests a complete lack of maturity, understanding or emotional growth since committing that heinous…

Gee, what side are you on?

He seems surprised that “there is so much hate and negativity toward [him].” I wonder if it has anything to do with him paying someone to murder the mother of his child?

Serve it behind them, to send a message?

This needs more stars.

“Those celebrity crushes are awful.” - Catherine the Great

rude, Ellen. She already has a love match in her life

That sounded ominous in my mind...

I sort of get Kroenke’s move. He’s trying to raise the value of the land around the stadium, because he’s a real estate developer and that’s where his real money is going to come from.

Let’s convene a sham investigation to find out!

The sarcasm that’s being lost by the internet pearl clutchers is...not surprising.

oh yeah, lil’ Bobby J. Prior to failing miserably as a candidate he said that T-Rump was an

Service time manipulation is the most likely answer. Which is such a stupid thing. Here’s a fun detail: The Blue Jays are owned by Rogers Communications. The Rogers family is estimated to be worth $7.4B CAD, which when exchanged from Beaver pelts and Maple Syrup into real money, is still some billions of dollars ($5.7…

Because this way, they get an extra year of Vlad when he’s mid-prime, rather than burning it on a lost season. Sucks not to see him, but it’s unquestionably the right call if you’re the ones running the team.

I’d let her rotate onto my non-permanent Security Council member, if you know what I’m sayin’. (And if you do, please let me know, because I got lost along the way of that metaphor/innuendo.)

The problem is...we’re waiting, but Tatum is not. 

I feel like the cadence of the questions reflects the flow of the Giants offense.

Well, sometimes you just freeze.  Like (just for an example) when you’re trapped in a hotel room in Eagle, Colorado, terrified for your life.

I can still convince myself that, in the moment, it was a logical move not to put in Britton without the lead.