Cold, reasonably-minded people

The Celtics will be FINE. They’re in a slump but they’ll return to form later in the season and be the team they were at the start of the season.

Thankfully for the Celtics, Boston sports fans are known for their sober, rational, even-keeled personalities

Meanwhile, Kevin Love congratulates himself for surviving one more day in Cleveland.

When did Rickey Henderson start writing for Deadspin?

Congratulations to TW313 for his response to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler’s comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram #striveforaverage

It’s because I come from money and I have a swagger and confidence about me.

I’m liberal as hell, but in a sense, MSNBC is part of the problem. Although not in the toxic ecology / economically destructive way FOX is, but still part of the same regression of our once more perfect news media into merely branded content with occasional truth.  

I saw him at Camelot the other day!

Oh god here we go with this shit again. He’s talking about playing together as a team is a lot easier when the team has experience playing with one another. I don’t believe that the question posed to him was anything regarding how to act in life and how to not make mistakes in life. It’s very easy to be an immature…

Whew, that’s good to know. I thought I’d have to to compile all of my Deadspin comment Bucks hot takes to get the job.

If I were the Bucks’ GM, I’d hire you on the strength of this post alone.

“They’re too immature.”

Toni Braxton

“I think when you, you know, become 25 or, you know, in the 28 range, you tend to think about the game. And then when you, you know, get to be about 44, in that 44 range, you really figure it out. Like you spill some soda or something. Run the defense from Hoosiers. That sort of thing, right. These kids haven’t abused…

“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

Thanks for keeping us focused on the important things!

Way to bury the lede. You mean Charlie Weis has actually had sex?

I think it was Shakespeare who said: “First, we kill all the tweeters.”

Something I always say when one of these stories pops up, especially for somebody this young: