“It’s one thing to let a $25 million albatross play out every day of his last season on a bad team...”

Hey, it’s happened before:

Agreed! We should all aspire to Mr. crackcocaine’s level of discourse, such as his sophisticated insights on fucking the family Volvo.

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That’s just your fault for not realizing your potential though. Simba was just gonna spend his days as a total lazybutt and letting the Pridelands fall to ruin until Mufasa told him “Remember who you are”. So your mom had the right idea.

When my mom dropped me off for school everyday as a kid, the last thing she’d say was, “Remember who you are.” And I never did anything as cool as what Curry did last night. So I guess you have to be more than average for that to matter. Thanks for nothing, Mom.

It’s whatever you want it to be, Harry.

Wait, I thought he was his brother?

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Always tautology truthers.

Yeah, I don’t understand what he’s complaining about. He made the bet (apropos of nothing, so far as I can tell), allowed York to change the terms of the bet after winning, then went and honored his commitment (presumably without complaining to York).

Yes, exactly like this take. Thank you for the example.

Takes a real man to “admit” that the unnamed figure in a controversial rap song is a now-dead guy......

Oh, this will no doubt get a ton of views. But do pageviews make it less lame?

“Yeees... YEEEESSSSS!! Fight each other! Tear down his pedestal! Bang each other’s butts!”

“Exactly! Thank you!”

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

I laughed so hard at the off-balance glove slap. His right and left hands were in two completely different fights.

Should the punishment for fighting depend on how good you are at it?

That was not a sucker punch, it was just a punch.

The recompense for the many offenses here will reverberate in ways more complicated and unpredictable than a George RR Martin book.