Things I am as equally surprised about as Larry Brown being implicated in a scandal:

Dearest Bryce:

Schadenfreude (/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdᵊ/; German: [ˈʃaːdn̩ˌfʁɔʏdə]), also known as epicaricacy/ˌɛpɨˈkærɨkəsi/ is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.^[1] This word is taken from German and literally means “harm-joy”. It is the feeling of joy or pleasure when one sees another fail or suffer misfortune. It is also…

Coming fromthe guy who doesnt get the governemnt is nasically in the pocket of big pharma. Sorry the only time the government “allows” drugs into the market is if it nakes people rich and thats it.

He also helped destroy Rudy Giuliani in 2008, referring to him as “a noun, a verb, and 9/11.” Perhaps his finest hour.

I’m just going to go out and say it. Colbert is not that good in a straight interview. It was just such softballs being tossed that they could have just put a stagehand out there.

I’ll ride or die with whatever Joe does. His VP debate with Paul Ryan was one of the most epic ‘Who the fuck do you think you are?’ performances I’ve ever seen on live TV..

No, I’m not saying that. I’m all for a good, well-written critical piece, but this article reads like it was written by a sarcastic high schooler who thinks anything popular is uncool.

Came for the Hernandez joke, leaving content.

+20-25 (or less with good behavior)

Whoa now let’s leave Russell Wilson out of this

You could take off Brady’s skin and find out that he wasn’t a human, but a robot programmed to play football and Patriots fans would be like “Who’s to say robots can’t play football these days? Why doesn’t anyone talk about all the other jobs that robots are taking over? It’s all just a witch hunt because everyone’s…

How about your local highschool’s gay and straight alliance? Or theatre. Same thing.

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

Ha ha! “Work.”

I completely forgot about that. You’re right, that’s very bad taste and I’ve taken it out.

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:

That’s because it’s true. For every dancer out there on the court, there are at least 100 others who would take her spot in a second. Further, they could fire the entire team, replace it with a new one the next night, and 90+% of the fans would never notice.

I was a HS cheerleader with a girl who went on to teach dance classes and was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader and then later a Laker Girl. She recently opened up her own dance studio and seems to be very successful. Some people just love dancing and performing.

paying these women a wage commensurate with their entertainment value