Some unlucky associate at a Seattle law firm has just been handed a research project: "Do fine indemnities count against the NFL salary cap?"

Of course, he doesn't need one, does he?

Man I just don't get this. Are we watching the same Jessica Williams? Some of her earlier bits were so godawful I pretty much tune her out now. She doesn't seem to have any comic timing whatsoever, and completely overacts IMO. Obviously, I seem to be the minority on this thread, but I think she's awful and am…

You are one of 7 Republicans who see the world this way. Do you guys all know each other?

John Oliver is doing a damn good job over on HBO. I mean, that show is SO good!

@kevinlove: Stop trying to find a way to OPT-OUT and just OPT-IN. Be apart of something special! Just my thoughts

I think CP3 is in the wrong business to have a Napoleanic complex.

KD's response in turn:

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

Chris Paul's response:

ESPN didn't realize that might be an issue before they signed the contract? How tough can it be to look at a calendar?

Man what the fuck is wrong with people? The SI Swimsuit Edition isn't about normal sized people or normal anything. It's specifically about featuring exceptionally good-looking and athletic swimsuit models.

The fact Elizabeth Berkley looks EXACTLY the same as she did 22 years ago in that outfit is stunning.

Ok. This is super awesome. Seriously, everyone looks great. Mario Lopez looks like his head is too big for his body, though.

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

You're thinking of Applebee's.

Lynch-gate? Wilson-gate? Never happen. There is already a Gates monopoly in town.

Yeah, I don't really get it. Every team has more support when it does well and less when it does poorly. I mean, do the Bulls have as many fans as they did in their golden era?

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

If being cheap keeps Lane Kiffin away, the Niners need to reincarnate Charlie Finley.