"Messi? I would give him heaven if possible," Maradona said.

Both films did involve the future of LBJ.

The point is that Temple was presumably only hiring Brunson to get at his son. And now it's really awkward for them.

The receptionist should have known something was wrong when Brunson told her Ewing was spelled "s-c-h-w-i-n-g".

Sterling also went on to compliment the judge on his robe. His "big, beautiful, strong, black robe."

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Spent some time with Lou about 12 years ago working on a screenplay of his life at Universal, pre Hillenbrand book. He told me a story about a time he was at home with his family, and he told them about a bank robbery he had personally witnessed. He was there in the bank with the bank robber. And they stare at him…

I bet those guys that get paid to make basketball decisions sure are going to feel stupid when they see you're guarantee...

Fixed that for you. As Lewis Black would say after Kidd moves to Wisconsin, "He's not an alcoholic, he's a professional."

"That's my protege"—Isaiah Thomas

Let me get this straight. It is okay for a pitcher to throw a baseball 95 mph at a batter for "retribution," but that batter throwing the bat back at the pitcher is beyond the pale? I can see why they did not write these rules down.

Machado is an amazing young talent and I'm so glad there are a great group of young players to watch in both leagues, but jeez, he's really making it difficult to like him.

Oh, so the certificate I paid $25 for is not actual certification, the certification advertised here?

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

Haven't you seen his girlfriend's hot body? And bro tossed her a Ferrari and two bentleys like he was handing her spare change!? Sterling is the very definition of a Player!

Matheny suggested Martinez "think about baseball"

Simmons sounds like the VP in accounting trying to talk to the intern from Arizona at the summer BBQ.

I don't practice in California, so I don't know the California rules of evidence. I'm assuming they are close to the federal rules. The federal rules of evidence are especially unforgiving to criminal defendants when it comes to past sex crimes convictions ( or even sex crime accusations). Rule 413 of the Federal…

No thanks. If I need defense representation in Georgia, I'm going to Ben Matlock.