You hold this opinion. Outrageous! I will never speak to you again and will condemn you when you name comes up in conversation. In fact, I’m turning off the tv if I even see Jim Gray. 

If that goes on your tombstone, you will have done well, my friend. It is just as important as saving babies in the Congo. 

I have always enjoyed your commentary here. What about your free speech rights? (Deadspin is the government, right?) That is crazy. I still did not see what your opinion was.

How did you get in the grays, 50Shades?

I agree although a more generous take would be that she is overly caught up in being a new mother. If this child were 3 years old, you would be right 100 out of 100 times. But new parents can get a little dramatic about it.  

I rate this beef a 2.5.

This is a really important point. She is a mother. Have any of you known a mother who cheated? So Serena obviously was not cheating.

My take: Serena acted poorly again. But she is right that men can get away with this kind of boorish behavior without the same penalties. So if she wants to die on the hill of “allow woman act inappropriately as men in sports” I guess she has that right. I have seen more important examples of sexism today before 2:09…

Why don’t other people see it? It is the craziest thing. 

Okay, he built a team to win a Super Bowl and almost win another one. I don’t want to go too deep down this path. 

I know you will think I’m crazy. Look at the film closely. I don’t think it was Russell Wilson who threw the pass. 

New slogan: #thinkasliterallyaspossible

I screamed at my wife today. Bitch said, “Have a good day!”We have been married for 7 years. Why wouldn’t she want me to have a GREAT day? I’m so filing for divorce.

He must freak out with fear when an announcer calls Aaron Donald a monster. Will he kills us all?

My gosh I hated Benny Hill growing up.

Announcers. They are just like us!

That is what I said. Why are you replying to me?

Fair point. But that was no J-Kidd, J-Kidd and Shawn Marion is not a HOF player. Hall of really good. 

All of these kinds of stories are so stupid. Let’s just talk about the play on the field. This stuff is for idiots.*

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