Donald Trump is 70 and can beat you in golf.

She’s had 8 surgeries attributed to her job. What do you do for a living, Same Bowie?

Did you know that you have never seen an actual picture from space of the PLANEt Earth or any other PLANEt? They are all computer renderings. NASA will confirm this. No one cares. Flat Earthers believe many different things, the most common being the ice wall theory. Most also think the space program is a sham and…

Everyone hurry up and use your wit to ridicule like you’ve been trained!

Ellison is endorsed by David Duke. Shouldn’t the leftists be freaking out about that?

Minor league baseball players (A ball)make as little as $1,100/month.

So really they are making somewhere near $12,000-$15,000 more than what they’re saying?

Pussy jokes are off limits, but incest jokes are good to go!

Same Politico that gave prior restraint to Clinton?

Try typing again, you miserable, liberal jackhole.

The only time a POTUS has ever changed my way of life was when BHO decided to lie his ass off to get people free shit and made my insurance premiums go sky high (2x), which I’m still paying for. But keep it up, your incessant temper tantrums are hilarious! New regime does what they say and I love it!

Same Politico that gave prior restraint to Clinton? Okay, move along then.

8 years of bombing the shit out of country, creating millions of refugees, but Bannon is the war man? Your credibility lies in funny sports quips. It starts and ends there.

China never tested missiles under Obama.

#fakenews that cites a movie. LMAO even you, Deadspin, can do better.

How much money did your presidential candidate take from the Saudis?

Is he a leftist? Just trying to get a handle on how you guys will treat him.

#fakenews he made it home. Dumbasses.

Keep it up, morons. FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

No one gave a shit in 11 when Obama did it to Iraq. No one gave a shit when Obama made this list of countries that were a threat. Now you give a shit. Piss the ever-loving fuck off! I love it! But, by all means, keep writing (use this term loosely) this garbage and get him elected again.