Could we maybe just agree that cats and dogs are different? I don’t refer to certain cats as dog-like or vice versa. My cat is great. She’s most content when I just want to lie on the couch and watch TV with her. Dogs get me motivated. Let’s go outside! Let’s play! Get excited! That’s great too.

The guy in line behind me to vote on Tuesday was wearing a “Bernie For President” tshirt. I’m sure he was protesting last night. He is not allowed to protest anything.

Buffy Chestnut.

Remind me again, when was she relevant? All I’ve ever heard about her are the altercations.

This is such a minor point, but the loss doesn’t act as an offset to his tax obligations for “the next 18 years.” Rather, he is allowed to look back at the three years prior to the loss and potentially get a refund on those years (if he paid taxes in them) and then gets to offset any tax obligations in the next 15…

Looks familiar.

Or, apprently, a comb, scissors and (likely) toothpaste.

Males. “I always have difficulty when it comes to having sex with girls.” The quotes are just odd.

Love you Bobby but I couldn’t read this article. The gif was so terrifying I had to quick-scroll to get past it. I closed my eyes when the page was loading so I could leave this comment.

Like many in the comments I too am an infrequent pooper. I find, though, that if I eat a bag of Skittles, within 20 minutes well...to paraphrase Professor Farnworth, I’m lucky if I have any bones left. White wine too, but I can usually make it until the morning with that one. Usually.