This guy could have a side gig as a cartographer! His grasp of the North East is basically: everything above Texas, including Alaska. What a genius!

More convincing in Toddler Cosplay than as a Duellist, IMO.

I admit, I hate him about as much as others seem to hate Nickleback. My hatred is performative and filled with overblown hyperbole and stated embarrassment we share the same country of origin. However, I can also acknowledge his humanity, and understand how fucked up a kid with mental illness can get if confronted…

I think the kid has some serious mental illness going on. I actually feel sorry for him. I keep waiting for him to go publicly and spectacularly off the rails, a la Brittney Spears/Lyndsey Lohan/Kanye, etc, but so far he’s been managed pretty carefully. He’s got a lot of people who are dependent on him for their…

On the topic of sweating - ever since the primaries, I can’t stop picturing these GOP assholes, as eating pizza while having sex and sweating like pigs. Not sure why - it’s just innately, the first image I keep getting at the mention of any of them. Coincidence?

I want to make a pithy comment, but I just know if I do it’ll come out that he’s dealing with a terrible illness or a family problem and then I’ll be the douche. I won’t let you make me into the douche, Beiber! I just won’t do it!

True, and a month ago the right wing was accusing Democrats of overheated rhetoric and fomenting violence. I guess it’s okay to advocate shooting Senators as long as they’re women, or as long as you are a Republican too.

I’m hesitant to resort to critiquing someone based on their appearance, but why do conservatives almost uniformly look like amphibians wearing human skin?

Why doesn’t he ask senator Paul outside? He’s also been a “no”, for different reasons.

I read his name as ‘Fart en Hold’. He looks like the type to crop dust or let it out slowly.

That’s a low blow, attacking his lack of athletic physique.

I will be happy, as a woman, to empty a double barrel shotgun in your fat ass, you misogynist piece of shit.

“Some of the people that are opposed to this, there are female senators from the Northeast... If it was a guy from South Texas, I might ask him to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style,”

three “female senators from the Northeast,”

Just a reminder: People complained that Hillary was too close to Wall Street as a reason to support Trump.

This is a good take by Pelosi. Heaven Forefend, the Democrats might actually learn to keep their eyes on the prize! Great day in the morning — it’s like a full-size spare tire!

I still remember reading that bit for the first time! i definitely held my breath again when i saw the sign for the print shop!

Me too. It’s the best. It’s the absolute best.

Lol. I watched that Three Musketeers movie a couple weeks ago, and I was like, “Who’s the store-brand Orlando Bloom?”