One word: Shiplap.

Ahh upward failure, the great late 20th/early 21st century American Tradition!

Dumping on other people’s successes is more off-putting 

Cover clearly needs more shiplap and a dumb sign in the background that says “Faith” or “Family”

It’s a tossup between whatever Screech was wearing at Saved by the Bell’s deathrattle, or burlap.

Dear Megyn,

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

Hello lovely people. This is me on this day of emotional opposites:

Remember Maya Angelou’s quote:

Please don’t insult Off-Broadway — you have to be a very good actor even to get an audition for a bonafide Off-Broadway contract show. If you mean “Off-off-Broadway,” indiscriminate stuff in storefront theaters, then maybe. But a lot of good actors work there, too. DJTJ resembles way too many talentless guys who take…

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

He looks like a half-bit stage actor who did a shit ton of Off-Broadway and somehow nabbed an audition for “American Psycho” but lost it to Christian Bale and has been throwing footballs out of his daddy’s trailer ever since.

Okay, Casey. Thanks.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

It’s not a rumor, she cheated on her ex husband Scott foley with Michael Vartan, and then cheated on vartan with Ben affleck, who was engaged to jlo at the time.

I genuinely like the Duff sisters and find myself enjoying Haylie Duff’s cooking show more than I’d like to admit. I also like Sutton Foster; once she gave me a hug and took a pic with me after Thoroughly Modern Millie.

Jennifer Garner used her best baby-talk voice to scold Lindsey about how she should use Capital One miles when she flies to see Ben.

This is hilarious.

I know this is not SNS but since I’m in Europe I always miss those and I got really great news today that I want to share! I work in academia and recently I’ve really been wanting to get into research journalism, but it’s not so easy to break into the good publications (‘duh’ - Every Writer Ever). Well, last week I…