my mom recommended the outlander series to me and when i started it i was like OHMYGODMOM.

YAY! I love this!

My mother is an avid reader. She’s probably forgotten more books than I’ve ever read, even though she passed her love of reading on to me.

Thanks everyone. You’re all gems and I hope your day is filled with cute animals and sassy one liners.

Omg, that first sentence in the Vulture piece: “The only grace note in the generally clunky Wonder Woman is its star, the five-foot-ten-inch Israeli actress and model Gal Gadot, who is somehow the perfect blend of superbabe-in-the-woods innocence and mouthiness.”

He spelled it right, too! I’m so proud of our orange little devil!

100% agree. Was it an amazing piece of comedy? Probably not. Is it worthy of all this pearl-clutching and outrage, including from people on the left? HELL FUCKING NO. Also, internet, please stop comparing this to tea party racists burning Obama in effigy and fake lynching him, this is not even remotely comparable.…

May I suggest watching the Hasan Minhaj Netflix special, “Homecoming King”? He has a wonderful bit about Indian parents, spelling bees, and the power of conditional love.

I’m pretty sure their relationship is about Instagram, not love, so please don’t let it make you feel bad.

I watched Hannah Bronfman drunkenly run into a wall at a party in high school. She later got kicked out for smoking pot on a class trip.

I just got hit with divorce papers so excuse me while I hate all this because love is #dead.....

my god, they’re insufferable.

Beautiful people, doin’ what beautiful people do.

I know the future of our planet is at stake here, so I apologize in advance for my superficial comments to follow. But....listening to trump speak from prepared remarks is even worse to me than his extemporaneous raving. To think he called Jeb! low energy. I cannot stand how he reads and then, oy this is hard to…

What a dumbfuck

So good. I’m thinking it was partly inspired by this:

Boys are such fucking whiners!!

It’s so unfair that Usain Bolt only competes against humans. He should have to race a cheetah so that he’s not winning a medal in a competition with mere bipedal apes

Women learn from an early age to value make-up...

Imagine you have so few actual problems in your life that you can find the energy to get outraged by this of all things.