brooklynrobot
brooklynrobot
brooklynrobot

My dad just said that whoever is leaking all of this info should be hanged cause he’s a traitor. I asked him if the subjects of these leaks should also be punished. Of course he was like no. I promptly blew up at him, reminding him he wasn’t worried about the person(s) who leaked the info from the DNC.

Crooked Kushner sounds better.

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

“Crooked Jared?”

That’s fair. Although, since we do need something to give yes or no answers to legislation, maybe one of those animals that picks Kentucky Derby or Super Bowl winners. That octopus that predicts election outcomes would be a better president. I’m sure you could make some kind of tentacle stamp for signing EOs.

We are better off with a rock as president.

i switched out my playlists and now i’m on 1990-2000s music which has been so rejuvenating its ridiculous. ruff ryders, busta rhymes, outkast, lucy pearl, lil kim i know i sound old saying this but we had it good then

I’m about to flag your ass for blatant disrespect. Do you know who this woman is?

I’ve loved politics since I was a 3 year old reading the paper with my dad on his day off. This shit is giving me an ulcer and my dad won’t watch the news anymore. He just keeps watching Desperate Housewives reruns and How To Train Your Dragon (the movies and the Netflix show).

Oops, he read that memo wrong. He’s supposed to grab a woman by her pussy, not body slam a man. Totally messed up. He might lose now!

Because he was contemplating whether or not to call forth lightning out of the sky... but then he realized that he shouldn’t use up that favor... yet.

it is literally the Pope’s job to love everyone and even he can’t bring himself to tolerate DJT lmao

The one thing I sort of liked about GWB was the fact, at times, he seemed to acknowledge that he was kind of a dumb ass and he knew he really wasn’t fooling anybody.

“Apologies to all blobs everywhere.”

Pain seems to demand more, it requires a particular eloquence born of empathy and reflection of which Trump is incapable.

This would have been on Fox News with Hannity and O’Reilly screaming that Hillary wasn’t taking her debate prep seriously, Bernie would have gone on MSNBC to complain that it’s evidence she was using the “woman card” to gain sympathy, and the Times would have published an op-ed about how she was releasing candid tapes