Allison William’s smile takes up like 60% of her whole face. I dunno why I like it.

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

I am convinced that all of these people whining “THEY DIDN’T TRYYYYYYYYY” have absolutely no clue how the deep red and rural areas work. If the Dems had pushed for healthcare, gun control, economic equality, and all of their party platform, they would have lost by double digits.

Speaking as a Montanan, I’m not sure DNC involvement would help more than it hinders. Montanans care more about identity politics than is probably healthy, and the biggest reason the Republican candidate is disliked is because he is not a “real” Montanan. They’re already suspicious of Quist because of the out of…

Trump hasn’t met my seven-year-old. While registering for the Easter egg roll ticket lottery (because this is on my bucket list and I refuse to let the presence of that idiot deter me for the next four years), my kid asked what we would do if we crossed paths with Trump there. I turned it around and asked, “What do…

Agree! Women have such a hard time proving they are qualified for executive leadership, and framing Ivy’s appointment in relationship to “her own merits” feeds into that frame. The point is that Alabama voters have not elected women, not that there haven’t been women who are qualified to serve as governor.

I love that the NYT is shading Spicer by suggesting in all earnestness that he’ll put on the bunny suit again. Hilarious.

He’d probably just furiously stare out of some upstairs bedroom window pissed that they didn’t let him use Trump-branded eggs. But if they did, be even more furious that those egg-hungry moochers are “stealing from him.” SAD!

Bring back Spicey or riot.

That would actually be pretty awesome. Spicer running around on the front lawn all: “Easter is fake news kids! Your words, not mine!”

My favorite part of this story is the NYT’s highlighting of Sean Spicer as having dressed up as an Easter Bunny. It was as irrelevant as it was relevant, and it feels like the NYT is finding subtle ways to troll him.

The New York Times investigated the plans for one of the most visible public events held annually at the White House, and it does not sound like a well-oiled machine

I predict the event will just be Hope Hicks throwing raw eggs at passing children while Stephen Miller shrieks “ENJOY YOUR LAST BIG GOVERNMENT HANDOUT, DICKBAGS!”

No

Exactly. Hating Chris Evans for Tom Brady is like hating Jon Cryer for Charlie Sheen. It’s not Jon’s fault Charlie was such a dipshit, and its not Chris Evan’s fault that his entire state wants to have Tom Brady’s kids.

Chris Evans wouldn’t be allowed to return to Massachusetts if he spoke out against Brady. His uncle would probably be voted out of office if Chris went on the record against Tom Brady.

As they say, she gets too hungry for dinner at 8. That’s why the lady is a tramp.

“You have women that are active out in these streets, they going to lunches and dinners every night”