I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

That was great, but this was also memorable-

I hope Richard Spencer never gets over being an attention whore, we need a constant stream of new stories of him getting punched in public.

I only use nontoxic cleansers live vinagre when I clean in dresses in front of men so that when they comment and I spray them in the eyes with the cleaner it’s a “funny joke” that burns but doesn’t result in blindness or assault charges.

This is Conaway, who will replace Nunes. I’m sure he’ll be a totally unbiased investigator into the guy who gave him that spiffy hat.

We’re getting closer. It’s coming.

Ivanka Trump’s company reports higher sales, without releasing figures, and says that orders on one single shopping website, Lyst, are up from January to February. Lyst had a total annual revenue last year of about $10 million. That’s not from Ivanka’s merch. That’s for all 11,000 brands they sell.

I think the “complicit” thing comes from the months previous where she was very publicly trying to stay out of the fray, smiling a lot in photo shoots about her and her family, and just saying a few milquetoast criticisms of her dad and laughing off the whole pussy-grabbing thing as a minor flaw. So the charges of…

We treat her this way because it’s an extension of the innocence she has the capacity to bear, if you want the unfunny answer. In practical terms, we expect members of oppressed groups to not go work for the oppressor; it’s a betrayal, insult, and abandonment...of herself, if she didn’t have money.

People are attacking her because she is indeed a shithead. They are not attacking her because she barely opens her mouth when speaking, which is what she does.

As far as just Ivanka goes, I think she gets an (undeserved, IMO) benefit of the doubt because:

I really think she’s trying her best?

Because she has publiclly claimed to want to “empower women” and support women’s rights many many times. That is why. Bannon or Reince have never said that.

Because Ivanka has specifically positioned herself as a moderating influence to her father, as the “neutral” advocate for women whose goal is to bring her father around to a “better” position.

I fucking hate her.

Pfft. I bought a horde house a few years ago and have been finding shit ever since. So far an antler, several crystal, a bundle of dried sage, a large portrait of Hitler, several spent handgun shells, a BB gun, some Israeli coins buried in the back yard, and a silver mezuzah. Also most recently a GED and trashy…

I found a wedding invitation from the 20's in a book I bought from a thrift store once, I was so fucking excited. I can’t imagine the surprise and excitement of finding such amazing correspondence!

“Something that I’ve been really struck by is just how exhausting it must have been to try to keep going for this long,” says Birrell. “You get to this period in the 1870s and they’ve tried everything—state, national, they tried voting and then got arrested for it in 1872. They’ve tried all of these things and they…

This sums up my feelings about people justifying their choice to leave NYC by writing ad nauseum about it and wondering aloud why people stay, aka, don’t make the same choice they made:

Texas is a state dedicated to the proposition that a man’s belt buckle should be no smaller than a hubcap from a 1971 Cadillac Eldorado.