And yet they’ve had no problem bashing Hillary Clinton for around the last 20 years even when she wasn’t running for anything. I’d be lying if I said I don’t like South Park sometimes, but those guys are complete fucking hypocrites on their politics.

They think liberals hate soda, since liberals are generally more likely to encourage healthy habits. The url under the warning label appears to read: “studentsforliberty.org/nannystate”. It seems they feel their liberty is in jeopardy due to science indicating the negative consequences of overconsumption of sugar.

George III rn:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are “libertarians” which is a Republican who is desperate to be cool.

And it’s even weirder still because honestlyI think for a while they’ve been skewing more and more to the right. I mean look at their most recent seasons, they’re more interested in mocking things like the idea of Political Correctness without really understanding what it actually is. Hell not once have they even…

I know someone up for the job of stand-in dancer...

What did Bill Pullman ever do to you? (‘While You Were Sleeping’ isn’t an acceptable answer.)

A friend of mine and I were watching TV and an Allstate commercial came on and out of the blue she says, “I love that guy. I wish he could be my gynecologist.”

I thought he calls it “Daddy”... because it’s what goes with Mommy.

And here’s a picture of the crowd having a great ol’ time!

Where are the branded coat hangers

It’s also what Pence secretly calls his dick.

I still can’t believe Gaylord is an actual name.

Ugh, the most exhausting part of being a Type A personality? Not the drive, not the competitiveness. The horrible, constant feeling that if anything goes off plan you are letting everybody down and will not be forgiven.

Well, we can all assume that, at the time of Coachella, I can state unequivocally that I hope Beyonce and her babies will be the healthiest individuals ever.

Somewhere the ghost of George III is looking down on us and screaming “Monarchy doesn’t sound all that bad now does it?!”

Jesus Christ, we are in a fucked up situation.

I’d take Keifer Sutherland and all of his drinking problems (hey, old W had ‘em too!) and his only qualification being that he played a president on TV in a heartbeat. A HEARTBEAT.

I’m so glad I’m not the only person who has been fantasizing about a Designated Survivor-type of situation.

I was reading articles about how abortion became such a GOP issue and how men are so obsessed with it and ran across an interesting quote from a feminist journal in one that stated “a woman deciding to have an abortion is the ultimate insult to male authority.” Pretty interesting to think about.