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How do these rich people justify dressing like this? If you’re an asshole like Cruz, you need the clothes to make the man more palatable. He looks like he stole his dad’s coat!

He’s against anything with the word progress in it.

Whenever Trump throws in random interjections instead of speaking in complete sentences I’m reminded of this clip from The Office.

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

Not necessarily germane to this article, but any excuse to post a picture of this smirking blobfish asshole in his absurd porn-theater ensemble.

Never forget

One of my favorite lines of all times.
Seriously, what a great family movie, lol

Can the media also stop trying to interview this shitbag?

Holy shit are they really going to play the “KKK were actually Democrats” card with the alt-right WHILE ONE OF IT’S TOP FIGURES IS LITERALLY RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE?!

All my boys, tell me one time: I can do anything I put my mind to. Now a lot of boys aren’t supposed to be soft-spoken. You know what I’m saying?

“Defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Only if it is affirmed to be against their interests.

A bill in the Iowa Senate would institute a hiring freeze until the University of Iowa hires a more equal number of Republicans and Democrats.

Just quote the Wordsmith-in-Chief: “Not good.”

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.