So, just got here and reading all of yesterday’s headlines. Horrow on top of horror on top of horror. It’s like a turducken of terror.

Easily

based on my uncle’s life I say yes

Wait, if his supporters see his victory as an OK to make the entire country into a Trump rally, does that mean if Hillary Clinton won the streets would look a Clinton rally?

He is going to bring the country together. As soon as his followers realize he can’t lock her up, we’re going to be the United States of Fuck Donald Trump.

What a great orator. What an example of leadership everywhere.

“If it helps...Stop it.”

We were going to have sex last night but I just couldn’t get into it. I love my Clinton-voting husband, but I just... am not even kind of in the mood. You’re entire “Picture this” paragraph is exactly how my thoughts are working right now.

Forwarding this article to my husband, whom the past two nights has tried to tell me it will take my mind off things.

Thank you for writing this because I haven’t had the desire to since I heard the news. I was starting to think something was actually wrong with me.

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

I respect you.

I would love for all these wonderful quips to be made into a 2017 desk calendar.

Donald Trump—a rusted refrigerator left out in the sun until its contents rot and swell into one noxious, congealed mass

I don’t know how much has changed since my Army days but back then (mid to late 90s) classified documents/materials/information was not relayed routinely by email. Hell even printed information was sometimes encoded. I suspect that even today classified information of a critical nature is not emailed willy nilly and…

Hillary Clinton has been investigated for over 20 years, and they haven’t found anything on her.

re: 650K emails - I think Trump must believe that must involve someone printing out all 650K emails, then reading each one individually and marking them up with a highlighter. I guess he hasn’t gotten the memo that one could use computers to review 650K emails in some sort of automated fashion.

All bark and no bite!

You can’t review 650,000 emails in eight days. You can’t do it, folks,” Trump insisted.

Poetic justice will be the Clinton victory speech: “Donald Trump: YOU’RE FIRED!”

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.