I had no idea Zoe Kravitz was going out with Karl Glusman. It’s a bit weird discovering this today, because I literally just saw his really nice penis yesterday in the movie Love which features real, non-simulated sex. So I’ve seen his junk and like everything that it does. And here he is dressed like Luigi and…

I once ripped one at work that was so foul that the owner thought there was something wrong with the plumbing and called in plumbers to try to figure it out. They were there for hours, and I never had the heart to fess up. God, I was an idiot.

How could anyone think locker rooms are sexy? They’re hot, humid, smelly and crowded. It’s like being trapped in a dirty, sweaty gym sock.

Great piece, Dave.

Dave, thank you for doing this. From our conversations, I have a sense of how much time you spent on this. I believe your aim was true and your heart was pure. As I read this, I am both angry and sad. Sad for what happened to my friend. Angry that I only knew of her condition after she had passed, when it was too late…

I also say that at the beginning of relationships, but I’m usually handing them the TV Guide.

Had be been a real libertarian he would have at least been able to try.

my wife has been sober for 7 years tomorrow. feels like this cropped up just to remind me how different things could have been for us. booze addiction is brutal. as are the rest.

Getting used to it because it’ll pay off is one thing, but getting used to it and making more mistakes than before is another. Doesn’t sound great to me.

+1, This was fantastic even though I feel miserable after reading it.

And if you had any more memories of David Carr you wished to share, they’d be welcome here for sure.

Goddamn, this is both outstanding and tragic.

and where do I plug in my new lightning headphones I JUST BOUGHT?

What a well written article about a truly tragic story. Thanks for this.

I know the election won’t completely end the madness but at least hopefully things will cool off a bit. I am super over it.

It’s his weasel eyes. I hate him.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

While we’re talking about Hillary insulting (but not throwing shade at) Trump, this made me laugh so hard:

“I’m an Obama admirer!”