Sorry, when you use Daddy’s money and influence to build your brand, you don’t get to claim independence
brooklynrobot
brooklynrobot
Sorry, when you use Daddy’s money and influence to build your brand, you don’t get to claim independence when people realize he’s a monster. Can’t have it both ways.
I’m now wondering if the water came out of the drink fountain from the same tap as the lemonade, and he just didn’t know how to work it.
Trash, the whole family.
I’m from Mississippi. I assumed this in general misery was normal. I just moved to Washington and cried when I found out I could vote by mail. I’m never going back and fuck that state and fuck Phil Bryant (which is what I should have said to his dirty little rat face in that airport three years ago).
“You have my vote”
Melania: Can I stay at your house tonight?
I just watched the entire thing. Hillary absolutely killed this shit. Spot on with her timing and delivery. Every jab she threw landed, and every swing she took hit hard. She even squashed the “booooo” moments with quick retorts.
Hillary: “Here’s an untraceable number for a safe house.”
Melania: HELP. ME.
I watched this five minute video of Trump absolutely bombing, and I was struck by so many things. Chief among them:
“Don’t judge me. You didn’t divorce Bill.”
I’d like to know what conversation is happening here.
Really? Wow he is rapidly decaying.
That actually was Rudy .
“Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a 4.” camera cuts to a guy who looks like an older Rudy Giuliani and clearly doesn’t get the joke. He looks up, scrunches his nose and says “What?”
The left always has better jokes and joke writers because they punch up, whereas republicans find humor(?) in doing the opposite. And that line about “Governor Cuomo and Mayors Bloomberg, Dinkins, DeBlasio...so many honorable elected officials here with us tonight...and then there’s Rudy Giuliani...” Nice.
Sore loser — and he hasn’t even lost yet! Talk about your performance anxiety, Don. Premature election, the struggle is real.