Good god. Somebody wrote a musical just for me.

I sat front row center for this in Chicago, and it was so good. The costumes and sets in particular are AMAZING. And obvs the two leading ladies are flawless. I made direct eye contact with Patti LuPone at one point during a scene, so we’re basically best friends now.

Adding this one just because, while I haven’t got a patch on Daveed Diggs in any arena, he very much expresses my feelings in this version.

NYT legal be like

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

His Christmas card this year is literally just going to be a screen shot of that paragraph.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Literally the worst of all possible worlds.

NIGHTMARE!!!

What if Trump wins despite all this and gets impeached and we end up with Pence.

“Many people have told me that these women were groped by me. I hope it’s not true, but that is just what I’ve been hearing... Wait.”

lol @ the lumpy dude with the orange sphincter face and vanilla fart hair calling anybody else unattractive. Where’d you get that mirror Donnie and where can I get one!

I thought we were already in hell but apparently there is hell within hell.

You’re going to tell CNN about PLANES? Oh no you didn’t. CNN will take you to school about planes. Girl, you don’t just come barging into the King’s castle like that.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.