YOU GUYS. I am so horribly heartbroken this Halloween. The last four years I’ve bundled my son into the cutest nerd costumes I could think of (Yoda, Captain Sulu, Fraction’s Hawkeye, and dinosaur trainer from Jurassic World complete with my dogs unhappily dressed up as velociraptors) but this year, now that he’s old…

Buried lede: someone is honest to God named Biff.

I went to Colby with Billy. He once spilled peanut sauce on my shoes, ruining them. He didn’t apologize.

Sure we need this. I’m sick of this “we’re high-minded” nonsense, which is why we lose elections: because we let their bullshit go unanswered. When they punch you in the stomach you punch them back, in the balls.

I’ve never seen that photograph before. She looks terrified, her body language is completely defensive. I feel all shivery (not in good way) looking at that. Her closed eyes seem to say to me that she’s praying just to get to safety.

It’s like in Italy, where men are simply “admiring” women as they walk by. (More than four decades after this famous “American Girl in Italy” photo, I lived in Italy for a spell and learned that men liked to yell “fica” — or “cunt” — at women as they were minding their own business, walking down the street.)

After this latest Trump nastiness, I casually mentioned to my husband how often men had gotten handsy or creepy or even slightly inappropriate with me over the years, particularly when I was young, and he was shocked. And I don’t feel like I got an unusual amount of attention for a reasonably attractive woman (but not…

I wish men would just stop fucking talking, and listen for a change.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

My high school history teacher used to define integrity like this: If you pull up to a red light and no one else is there, do you wait for it to turn green or do you run the light?

I agree with you, I also had a visceral “err” reaction to that tweet. Bill has never been good about vocalising his feelings towards Hillary. It always sounds slightly off, a bit tentative in a kind of impersonal way.

He looks like he’s sneaking out of work and gonna stop by the local porn theater.

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

The only reason I’m sad about that possibility is because then we’d no longer get to see Bobby Moynihan play him!

She was my Senator for a decade, and she didn’t fail me. In fact, when my bank’s customer information was hacked, and it tried to charge customers to restart accounts, she stepped in to pressure it into doing the right thing.

Pussies are nature’s handles, haven’t you heard?

How did he lead the women into and out of the room? Did he put a handle on them or something?