One of these days one of his whoopers are going to make Politifact catch fire and burn down the Internet.

Everyone gets shipped with everyone in some form or fashion. I’m a fan of Mei and Junkrat (shorthand Meihem), just because they’re so visually distinct from each other and happen to be two of my best characters.

“Here Donald, this is a bear trap. If you step on it it’ll crush your leg.”

It’s worse than judo. In judo, you try to dodge and redirect your opponent’s attacks away from you to throw them off-balance. Clinton has somehow gotten Trump to repeatedly punch himself in the face.

Given how Tom feels about his height, that comment is absolutely savage! Still, I remember laughing when it aired, and I laughed now. She must have been so happy to get out of that marriage.

Funny as this is, let’s all take a minute to appreciate the judo the Clinton campaign pulled off on this vain dipshit this week.

Stamina coming out of his whatever.

Hello? It’s called ‘stamina.’ STA-MI-NA. And he’s got a great one. Lots of it.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

My Favorite part of the whole debate was how the audience audibly laughed when he said he had the ‘best temperament.’

Every time I hear/read the word “autumn” I think of this

“trembling autumnal leaf Nicole Kidman”

I teach sixth graders. They write circles around Trump.

I find his concern for virtue and bad judgment to be somewhat disengenuous. Maybe it’s just me.

Definitely the temperament of a global leader.

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

my worst Miss U.

Tonight I had the joy of going to see a live taping of NPR’s “Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me”, it was amazing. What was more amazing, was that I got to attend the VIP Cast party (HOLY SHIT I MET PETER SAGAL AND BILL CURTIS AND FAITH AND ALONZO) ahemm. Somehow, during this event, I managed to get corned by probably the only…

It’s a shame that his supporters don’t can’t read newspapers.