Well, he’s never been in control of his mouth.

I’m somewhat embarrassed to admit, but pretty much every time I went, I followed the dudes. The actors in SNM are all really hot, and a lot of the one-on-one scenes (if you’re lucky enough to get chosen) are in very small, intimate spaces. I have to fan myself even thinking about it.

I do not usually play litter-favorites, but I adore the black kitty for his/her perpetual look of surprise, and the brown one has the cutest face, IMO (also, back to camera = hell yes).

This is the worst fucking side profile shot ever. Look at those turkey necks.

She can’t be too upset if she doesn’t even remember the name of the city.

When I was 9, my mom took me to classes called “the body shop” where I learned how to restrict my calories and dress in dark colors to look skinnier - I had a workbook and homework and everything. When I was 16, my grandfather informed me that I needed to lose weight “for the good of the family.” Over the years, I…

This isn’t the first damaging propaganda used against Trump that has worked. The feud with the Khans also hurt Trump, but has since been mostly forgotten.

Fat man with little pig eyes

The trap Clinton laid was as obvious as it was intricate and yet Donald Trump not only jumped in feet first, he doubled down the following morning. Even his own batshit crazy campaign manager is distancing herself from the line of attack Trump is using. It’s one of the most ridiculous things I’ve seen in a political…

Newt will talk to literally anyone willing to put a rubber chicken on his plate and a microphone in front of his face.

Fuck both of these assholes. The kind of body shaming women have to deal with is almost incomprehensible to some men. I had to explain to my S.O. that my mother used to restrict my diet so much that I was consuming under 700 calories a day as a growing 12 year old. And I had to do even more gentle explaining that yes,…

christ, how i hate the double chin standard.

I don’t what’s more confounding about this article: the Log Cabin Republicans’ existence or the fact Newt was talking to the Log Cabin Republicans.

Lester even did the awkward neck scratch when Donald walked past him too.

Ohhh, that’s NOT how you play the game :-(

Myself?

We had an idiot friend named Clint in high school.

BUT LANNISTERS ALWAYS PAY THEIR DEBTS!

Clinton did an excellent job of making Trump repeat the words “That’s not true” and “Wrong” in response to his comments (which are on the record), and it left him visibly upset.

I can see it now...it will feature people like Hell’s Kitchen, where Gordon Ramsay clearly selects contestants that cannot cook for shit so he can berate them for sucking at cooking while on a cooking show.