lol at the baby dino’s face being pixelated.

Oh come on now, Creature Feature. Are you even trying anymore?

“I’m glad the ball cleared the wall safely, but for me a home run begins at connection.”

Bet he regrets all the time he spent demonizing her and telling his supporters the primaries were rigged.

I think he did a huge disservice by latching on to the idea of “rigged elections” in the primaries. That idea really resonated with Sanders’ mostly young base and Trump has been singing that tune for a while too which is why he keeps bringing up Sanders. Ugh

Ahh, good ol’ Tim C3!

My Googling is telling me that his father’s name is actually Timothy Carlton Congdon Cumberbatch.

And if you vote for someone other than Hillary or if you don’t vote at all, then you are helping to elect Hillary’s opponent.

What kind of stripper realness is this? Call me Tom and bring this outfit with you.

And so it was on September 28 in the year of our lord 2016 AD that the anointed one did stepeth to the plate and, with one fell swoop, he doth smote the evil leather sphere, thus fulfilling the prophecy that he shall be the one to rise up and leadeth the righteous forces of the Metopolitians from the New Kingdom of…

Sure he did, cry and promise not to tell anyone.

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

You think teaching Trump to debate is hard? Try getting him to sit still in his high chair when the aiwwwwwplane brings him his cawwwwots!!

Is this EASY MODE?

It’s an ult that’s meant to get multi-kills, but people have mostly learned to counter it so it frequently whiffs now. D.va’s ult was buffed for similar reasons.

I don’t care if I’m called out for idiot shaming, or not being a feminist because I’m going to go off on a woman’s appearance. Because I’m about to kind of do that.

tfw you 1v4 as Zarya after a grav bomb and got credit for the kills in game but some Reaper or Pharah gets the POTG on the mop up from an ult