Yeah, if your train can hit the station while still on the tracks, you might not have designed your station very well. Just a thought.

...investigating the crash as a possible derailment.

Ah, animated parental death. My parents took me to Land Before Time when it came out. I was 5. I cried for ten minutes straight after Little Foot’s mom died (which neither of my parents expected). Even as an adult that scene is hard to get through, so of course at 5 I was just devastated. I didn’t understand why…

Memberries are a helluva drug.

Mulan would be SO BADASS in live action.

Can we all admit the Beauty and the Beast is going to be creepy as fuck as a live action movie?

Dear Disney,

Like this idea or not, you better

Sorry, T-Pain, the Boy Scouts do popcorn instead. Nobody has any illusions as to how much lamer this is.

She’s very pretty, but that photograph looked nothing like her to me. I really thought it was someone else entirely that she was bragging about hanging out with.

ok, we will, but they’ll need a lot of water and attention to really thrive.

I suppose if Velveeta is called ‘cheese’ then this is fine.

‘Roger Ailes was NEVER affiliated with Fox News. Sean Hannity knows this. Call Sean Hannity, because he knows. Nobody will call Sean Hannity, even though Sean Hannity knows.’

So, wait, you’re saying when ol’ Donnie signs a contract, he’s not telling it like it is??

Is this EASY MODE?

It’s an ult that’s meant to get multi-kills, but people have mostly learned to counter it so it frequently whiffs now. D.va’s ult was buffed for similar reasons.

tfw you 1v4 as Zarya after a grav bomb and got credit for the kills in game but some Reaper or Pharah gets the POTG on the mop up from an ult

Honestly to me now her ult is almost too big. It takes up the entire point on KOTH maps, and the extra 2 meters makes it to where if you are anywhere near the center you have no chance to escape without a speed boost or something similar.