brooklynrobot
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That is an OBVIOUS pentagram behind Killary in this pic, sheeple! The primary was rigged! WAKE UP!

My husband right now. *all the high fives*

it does seem like there’s a Jane Doe and a Jane Roe at the end, so I’m honestly pretty confused.

Because Chicago.

I don’t know how she does it. She’s a stronger person than I am. How many decades of this bullshit, now? God, when she’s sworn in, she’ll deserve the presidency like no other on the basis of this decades-long bullshit witchhunt, alone. Oh, and also having to run against Trump. Hell, you do that and you should be made

+1 senile Oma

It’s the Left Shark!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it now: he’s fucking irritating. I get the impression from his Twitter that he always has to be “on” and I’d really like him to turn off. And I only see him on tweet beat but even that is too much! I wish Chrissy teigen would tell him to calm down.

You figuring out that N2LTSS=”Not too late to say sorry” BLEW MY MIND.

Engagement ankle!

Olivia Benson isn’t a cop. She’s a member of an elite squad who investigate these vicious felonies. These are their stories. Chung Chung.

Damn, my guess was hospital show. It turns out, it’s a cop show. Don’t I feel like the fuckin’ asshole

A cop show! How new and refreshing!

I'd note that Trump hasn't sued Gawker for accusing him of being a runaway corndog from the state fair or of being a petrified pumpkin shell. What is he hiding???

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

You’re so right. I just thought that whore would have a name that rhymes with parbashyan...

The Daily Mail and a Maryland blogger named Webster G. Tarpley over a story that claimed she was an escort in the 1990s.

If part of this trial involves her having to convince the jury that she started dating Trump out of mutual attraction, I think she’s going to lose.

I really don’t understand why digital projections of fictional characters from computer games aren’t generally more receptive to my advances. Really hoping you could shed some info on that. I’m pretty charming. I read a book about influencing friends and making people or something.