in Spanish, you put the accent on the stressed syllable, as in Almodovar if I could do accents on my iPad. Beyonce is like a fake French name, where the accent indicates that the “e” is pronounced “ay” rather than Bay-onse to rhyme with response.

Bit of advice for Brandi. Give someone as much as you can afford as a gift. Don’t ask for or accept repayment (tell then to bank it for the next crisis or pay it forward.)

I don’t know the exact definition of “excoriate,” either, but I like to think it’s similar to “exfoliate,” only with a lot more blood and screaming.

Aw, thanks! And since I’m ranting, I have to say something else about Hillary. She isn’t responsible for the mess in Syria, Bashar al-Assad is. (If there’s a secondary foreign person, it’s Putin). It seems almost too obvious to say, but Obama and Clinton and Kerry are trying to contain the damage, avoid US/NATO ground…

Trump has been too quiet under new management. Hills needed to get him talking again, because when he talks, he fucks himself.

He reminds me of Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock. If somebody tells him not to do something suddenly that’s all he wants to do, and does. Only Trump is wildly less intelligent or talented but with 100 times the ego.

I am so, so tired of people like this. And by this I mean purists. True believers. People for whom compromise = death. They are the reason we have Bernie bros, and everything to do with Jeremy Corbyn.

I was happy with the level of Van Wilder it had, but thought it needed more time with Colossus being the sweet mother hen that he is.

Ann Coulter has signed up to appear on the dais for the upcoming Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe. Seeing as how she gets off on people hating her, she will most likely have multiple orgasms throughout the evening. I just hope Joy Reid can be there to provide some of her perfect reaction shots.

I will never tire of this pic. So much existential crisis, so much leather.

Because nothing goes with a giant back tattoo like a vape?

People tell me all the time that I’m the greatest retard they’ve ever seen. They say “Donald, nobody retards better than you” and they’re right. Crooked Hillary WISHES she was as retarded as me.

Not with those hips.

Even Locks of Love is like, um no thanks

“It’s OK, he wasn’t mocking that journalist, he was mocking *all* disabled people! Stop being so sensitive!”

It's astounding to me how people so mean and actually ignorant achieve great success.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

In her new book