+1 schwing

I don’t hate her for breaking up the Beatles. It took Twitter to make me hate Yoko.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?

Usually, it involves pushing an old person in a wheelchair into the deep end. It’s an acquired taste.

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.

There is a coffee shop near me that is called Breakfast but it only sells coffee and vegan donuts. They are very successful and I fucking hate them.

Female anger is something that’ll never be socially acceptable, and as an often-angry lady, I have no more fucks to give. Anything that isn’t happiness (regardless of real or fake) or adoration for others seems to put people on edge.

You think we’re just *pooping* during that time?

Impossible, men can't poop in under a half an hour.

Way ahead of you. They love their alchemy lessons.

The joke is that he’s posting it like a threat, IF WE ONLY WE FIXED THIS PROBLEM, WE WOULDN’T HAVE THIS OTHER PROBLEM, but by naming what makes these losers so angry, he shows both how absolutely absurd they are, AND how absurd it is that THEY’RE the group being so excessively catered by mass media. These asshats are…

Home school your kids and tell them Pluto is a planet.

No Yoko, the world could do with a bit more self-restraint and empathy for others and maybe a little less #YOLO #im-gonna-do-me self love

We haven’t had cable since early this year and I don’t miss it at all. Most shows on Hulu are next-day air and if not, they add the library shows pretty fast. They also have Epix, which has a lot of great movies. We only watch Netflix for the originals now. And I think the no ad version is completely worth the extra…

Rowling sounds like she’s high AF.

The answer is no, with extra parts. Hulu subscription is totally worth it, but that said, you do NOT need to find out what happened with The Mindy Project. We moved from love-watch to bored-watch to hate-watch to “never again.”

I have anger issues whenever I hear “what ad experience would you prefer?”

NPR had a related this-isn’t-really-about-Trump-courting-minority-voters take, which is that (1) although minority voters strongly dislike their communities being represented as hellholes, (2) this may actually be calibrated to draw in suburban white women who could see Trump’s “I’m going to improve the inner cities…