extremely bad trolling. I expect better of Gawker trollfugees, honestly. they are letting us down!

Shit, I’m a Pinellas County resident.

Threadjack: Is anybody else having a horrible time with Kinja and the Jez site? I get slowdowns, I can’t scroll up or down, trying to type takes forever because of this weird delay on the letters appearing on screen—-I emailed the help desk and cleared my browser but it hasn’t helped.

This whole “not acting poor enough” Victorian assholery is so gross.

This is a really sad, inexplicable hill you’ve chosen to die on.

People know a lot about mosquitoes in here.

Wtf is this, high school? Who the fuck cares if they drive a decent car to work? Oooooh Brad doesn't take the bus, we should all hate him now because we're apparently 15 years old.

So very many people don’t live in cities, or maybe work hours when the buses and trains are not running. I lived in a fancy neighborhood when I was a waitress at a diner because my mom let my husband and I rent her house for $100/mo., should I have lived some where less fancy for more money for appearances sake?

News flash: Not all of us live in the city. Not all jobs are based in the city. If your grandma has a car she can’t drive, offers you its use, and it makes your life easier, you effing take her up on it. That is not an example of a bad decision.

“I have access to a car, but it would be poor judgement to drive that car when I could use public transportation!” Is essentially what you just said.

So what happens if you wear the ring with a pair of sweatpants? Do the conflicting maintenance-level-indicators create a rip in the time-space continuum, negating the need for steady employment?

My toddler calls bananas “BOO-nanas”. I don’t correct her because it’s more fun to say it her way.

My younger brother called strawberries “streebles” when he was very little.

First tweet in the beat and I already wanna rage quit. The phrase “so random” just brings me back to my middle and high school days when being, like, totally random automatically made you cool. Somehow, in some way, operating at some level of unpredictability (for a teen or tween no less) seemed to let your peers…

They rebooted The Mummy with Tom Cruise?

Raise your hand if you think Cruise made those two guys in front take a knee because they were significantly taller than him?

Hehe. I like to call them bloobs.

Tangential to Flea’s remarks: my now 5-year-old daughter used to call strawberries “trawbies,” and my 23-month-old son now calls raspberries “rabbies.” I wonder if he’ll start calling blueberries “boobies.”