Because the curve of the universe bends toward hilarity, Candace Owens, as a Baroness, is required to curtsy to the Duchess of Sussex.

Uncle Joe is just that- he’s that racist uncle that a lot of white people have. Sometimes he’s MAGA-level racist and sometimes he’s well meaning, but still kinda racist. Uncle Joe seems to closer to the well meaning, but still kinda racist category.

Contrast with Elizabeth Warren, who was like, If I see one more black woman die in your hospital, I will take back any type of federal dollar. See if I’m playing.

I know at first I was ready to be all BACK UP OFF MY GIRL! but then I thought nah, show your asses!

Please post this to Splinter and watch them all either burst into tears or call these black women low information vagina voters who aren’t intelligent enough to see that the only way to salvation is through their chose lord and savior Bernie. I mean these fools rail about “establishment, neo-liberal corporate dems”…

The three kinds of white Root commenters.

interesting. i went entirely because of the black influence and culture there. what does that have to do with whiteness?

What in the hell was that statement? What did I just read?

I hope the kid gets back out there and started selling bottled water with the label “Patty’s Tears”. I’ll buy one and pay to have it shipped to me across the country

Fuck your feelings, girl. Patty, bye.

The Carpenter’s charted “Superstar” first, and the song was written by two White people, so is it our song to being with?

First things first, DO NOT come for my grandmama’s yeast rolls again. Never had a better roll than the ones perfectly crafted by her.

Accurate representation of the conversation between her and the hair stylist she wanted to get the braids from

You’re correct.

Michael Harriot inadvertently wrote a new proverb:

The Cookout and the Poisoned Potato Salad

93% of black male voters voted for Jones and 16% voted for Moore?

Thank you for writing this. I just spent two hours trying to put these same thoughts into words, but ended up with too many “fuck this shit” and “fuck alla y’all”. All the stars belong to you.