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Can we call him “Disfer”?

A Gap penetration. Backside penetration. Rub routes.

Is anyone else already having a rage stroke?

Mark Judge’s ex-girlfriend says she wants to testify. You know the one who Judge confided in that he and his buds liked to gang rape girls in high school...

I came here for Magary, I stayed for Moskovitz.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a

Careful with that blazing hot take, Eugene. 

I’ll always star a reference to my favorite grammatically correct sentence:

Thankfully, no one gives a fuck what you think. 

She is pretty talented musician and actress.  Also, I went to the Neko Case concert last night and her last album was an collection of folk songs about the ways in which America exploits women and nature.  Jason Isbell got a CMA nod for his album that featured his white privilege anthem.  Drive by Truckers are selling

Not to mention she doesn’t come with the baggage of beating her partners. She’s also an LGBTQ icon. And an actor in an film that was nominated for a ton of awards, including the Oscars Best Picture. Oh, and she happens to be one of the best dressed celebrities out there, both for being different and visually

I will help you out a bit. She’s been on nearly every talk show, both day and night, multiple times. She was on David Letterman 3 times and famously danced on his desk. She was a spokesmodel for Cover Girl and has been on the cover of a ridiculous amount of magazines. She acted in a couple of major motion pictures and

She’s earned six Grammy noms, co-starred in Best Picture winner Moonlight, as well as a starring role in Hidden Figures, and she’s a CoverGirl spokeswoman. Even if you’ve heard none of her music, seen none of her movies and never use makeup - if you’re on the Internet, you should have a passing recognition of her.

Most people following a pop culture blog know who Janelle Monae is. If you don’t that’s on you. It’s Janelle Fucking Monae.

Your wall cannot protect you, Steelers.

The recline / no-recline debate always comes down to short people vs. tall people. The tall people say “please don’t recline as if you do your seat will crush my kneecaps and cause me considerable pain for the entirely of the flight” and the short people respond “not my problem lol”.

Do they know that Todd Haley isn’t the Steelers OC any more? I’m not judging - I only know thanks to Hard Knocks but it’s kinda weird that the whole Steelers paragraph is about a guy who isn’t there any more.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Fucking Whoa.

I gotta think that the endpoint needs to be extended to include Nebraska.  That thing is a stone cold classic.