No, he can’t step more towards first than he did, because he needs a throwing angle unobstructed by the batter-runner. He also stepped three feet away from the plate, which you’d think would be sufficient to “not leave himself open to this at all,” under the apparently naive assumption that his opponents would play by…

At second, the fielder at least can see the threat coming. Blindside bullshit like this, knowing full well that going after the legs is illegal BECAUSE it’s dangerous, is an overt attempt to injure. Fuck Rizzo, fuck Maddon, fuck the Cubs, and fuck the mouthbreathers who defend this shit. Oh, and fuck the on-field and…

He changed his pathway for the purpose of initiating contact. He is out 4 steps before he gets to the base. The fielder is a step and a half off the base. He runs inside the baseline, towards the fielder. He is not avoiding a tag or taking a more efficient route. He is looking to make contact with a fielder to benefit…

We all need to fucking chill about spoilers. If a movie is only good if you know 0 plot details going in, it’s a shitty movie.

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

I’m sorry but any list of best Stones’ songs that doesn’t include ANYTHING from Exile on Main Street is objectively bad. Tumbling Dice, Rocks Off, Happy, Loving Cup, Rip this Joint, Shake Your Hips.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

Another thing that would help a lot of bars is to put in acoustic treatment on the walls or ceilings. Brick or concrete walls and 100 people yakking are not a good combo.

**David Attenborough voice**

“In times of danger, the Bluegrass Turtle uses fat energy from its neckpouch to survive.”

Idea: the USA should make Puerto Rico a state, and give Long Island to Spain.

The real hero of this video is Very Calm Mustache Man

I don’t know man, maybe GeneralButtocks has a point. Why should teams let cheerleaders go to a restaurant of their choosing? They’re already doing them a favor by paying them money and letting them out of the kitchen. Next thing you know, the cheerleaders will want rights as human beings! What then would the world…

Except you should then focus your harsh policies on the possible rapist, not his potential rapee

Hey you,

“Samer 2: More of the Samer”

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

Counterpoint: Damon rightfully calls out an old white southern sportswriter for taking cheap shots at a talented 19 year old who singlehandedly dragged a mediocre team into the second round of the NCAAs.

These parents definitely don’t know how to raise the Roof(s).

Since Trump is only concerned with how things affect him personally, here’s Trump’s Final Four