Barry Bonds and Tim Wakefield because they played for my favorite team (and then left my favorite team). It was all downhill from there.

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

Fan of any other team here. Thanks for taking your big market and making it a fiasco so no one would ever want to play in your amusement park of a stadium.

This production by itself cancels out the Duomo in Florence.

If you are going to go Bhutan, you gotta include Wales (although it is not technically a country, even though it is, although not really, but it is...not, so there is that)

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

It’s okay, Heidi. I vomit in my mouth a little bit whenever the Cardinals are mentioned, too.

Good point. The Twins will probably have to all hit each other with a pitch during batting practice.

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

Everyone was at the Penguins playoff game.

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I really want there to be an Orphan Black spin off that is The Adventures of Felix and Alison. Their weird friendship is one of my favorite parts of the show.

He really liked it when I asked him "what's the yams?" in a high squeaky voice :D

I work very close to a tower of dicks...

As a Pittsburgh area child, Mister Rogers was a big fucking deal.

Your argument is contingent on the assumption that smoking is a "bad" activity. As Gaudy pointed out, if someone said they listen to music after work to unwind, would that be an issue? I'm very happy with my job, but some of us go out to the bar after work to unwind. Is that a problem? The reason you don't…

No, it was a strategy game.