This dish ruins every Thanksgiving meal. I will not type its name for I am superstitious

Old Testament or Kirkland Signature edition?

tho, in this case, the white guy is the blind one

Longest Ravens running play of the season right there.

I was always accused of "acting white" in HS and it sucks. For the life of me, I still don't understand how some think white = smart because there are some dumb ass white folk out there....no offense.

Technically, with all the tattoo ink, Richie is half black as well.

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

She wasn't the only girl to be hit by a man in a Jets jersey today

Concerned Citizens: "We gotta do something! These players are risking severe injury by doing things that are ultimately unnecessary!"

Warren Zevon, he of the brilliant satirical songwriting, was depressingly on the mark when he wrote "Excitable Boy," it turns out. Y'all weren't supposed to used that shit as a fucking instruction manual.

"Everyone. Repeat after me. "The health of strangers is none of my business. I cannot diagnose other people's health just by looking at them. If I have opinions or suspicions about other people's health I should keep them private and afford those people the same level of respect and personal agency that I demand for…

I hate to be the devil's advocate here but perhaps the heckler was Fiona Apple's doctor.

Was that Sinead O'Connor in the audience passing out some more helpful advice?

During this whole brouhaha everyone I talked to about it was "Oh, it's just grandstanding, they won't really do it," and I was thinking "Why not? Since when have hurtful, delusional ideologies that have the potential to hurt millions NOT been appealing?"

How to cook with urine would be the CRAZIEST challenge

Okay.... but can we talk about the problematic and racist nature of her performance? Her literal use of people as props? Her association of her newfound sexuality with the traditional codifiers of black female culture, thereby perpetuating the Jezebel stereotype that black women are lewd, lascivious and uncontrollably…

Oh I am literally cracking up over "obtained by the cops." Not at all in a malicious way, I freaking love typos. Delightful!

How soon we forget what a truly glorious mustache is:

My review of The Canyons:

To author.... generally "person-first" language is more appropriate and less stigmatizing when referring to a person having a mental illness... 2nd paragraph could read, "Whether or not there is any truth to rumors circulating that she has schizophrenia, it's pretty apparent..." People with mental illness are more…