Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

“Obviously mentally ill”....are you a psychiatrist/psychologist? If not...misdiagnosing someone as having a mental illness really isn’t cute either.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Waiting for evidence is for suckers without Masters degrees in Journalism from Columbia.

I await the evidence.

I was wondering when they would start pulling this on BLM activists.

Top Ten Epic Journalism Fails That Will Change The Way You Read The News Forever

Elizabeth Warren and the character Gina from Brooklyn 99 can stay.

Am 0% surprised that this was BuzzFeed and Fox News.

The umpire who saw it up close called it a legal play. Is that umpire also suspended? If it was an illegal play, it would have changed the subsequent outcome of the inning, but the game will not be resumed from that moment.

He suffered a “head contusion”? Is that what it’s called when you’re unconscious, laying on your back, and blood starts pouring out of the side of your mouth? I feel like WebMD would give me a better diagnosis.

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

My mom was telling me about this happening near her this morning! The cop claimed he left the AC running but it “failed”. Suuuure.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.

The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”

Probably not the reaction anyone expected from mixing acid with some bases.

Other Random Women Who Call Themselves Experts and tell other women how to talk, act, dress. I don’t want a man to tell me what to do and I don’t want another woman to either. So fuck off mother fucker. JUST stop with the micromanagement of words and thoughts. Just stop. Fucking assholes. Police your own damn selves.…