SHUT UP THIS IS ‘MURICA, WHERE READIN’S FER CUCKS N’ QUEERS! WOO! SPORTSBALL FUCK YEAH! 

“I will not wear that gaudy orange. It is not in my color wheel and I will not wear it.”

I’m high reading this story. Confused af tbh.

They needed cheese. What are you gonna do?

Hey, I can somehow lose my slow-moving 68yo mother in the smallest of CVS stores.

For the record, we have since chatted. I can vouch, you are awesome.

They’ll get back to you soon. They’re still dealing with Bill Cosby’s.