I did something similar to a guy who broke up with me because I asked him to do SOMETHING - anything - around the house. (I guess he thought that once he moved in, he could sit back like the judgmental, hates-everything, Beck- & Limbaugh-parroting, knee-jerk Republican that he was and just do nothing.) It had gotten…

Yeah... it's just so phony and totally turns me off.

I've seen her Fashion Police show a couple of times. I hate how the other panelists ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, laugh at her EVERY joke, no matter how weak or just downright stupid, as if their jobs depended on it. Yeah, they probably do.

OMG, that's just awful! I can't even imagine what a six year old on uppers would be like. She really could have messed up your health, too.

"She had a brain disorder when she was little, a fact that she talks about with no irony whatsoever." That's some disorder!

That dress - and her face - are just so unfortunate looking.

Broke it's screen?

Statute?

"Sales circulars" - how quaint :)

Her poor patients!

TWICE? Even once astounds me in this day and age. I can't believe there's one person left who hasn't heard of these scams. Falling for it twice - wow, the idiocy is mind-boggling.

Hubby and I were eating breakfast at a family-type restaurant in Canada when a family got up to leave from an adjoining table... mom, dad, grandma and older sister, while younger brother (about 8) hung back to get his coat from the back of his chair. As he turned around, he slipped into his coat pocket the $5 bill…

Best thing I've found for the chafing: Monistat Chafing Relief Powder Gel. Works wonders!

Enough with the stupid, boring, unimportant, famewhore Kraptrashians PLEASE!

I actually know someone whose husband took her name because he liked it better than his, and he said he had a terrible family anyway.

WTF is wrong with Kanye? That's a hideous, grotesque, steaming pile of crap of a bag. UGH!

I'm totally on board with Steve Martin on this one. The first thing I thought when I saw it was that it was a black person's name.

Fucking up your feet for fashion!

LOL! I love it and have my husband doing it now, too.

Ah, nicknames! My cat Kirby has many nicknames as well: Kirbs, Kirbus-Wirbus, Tirby-Tirbs, Maowmusses, The Kirbstress, Kirbusness, Chairman Maow & the related Mousey Tongue, and the generic Silly-Ass Cat.