Nothing says Christmas like drunken, brawling Santas!

Nah, I don't believe it for a second. He's totally capable of faking all of his "testimonial" bullshit. I, too compare him to Cartman and the faux-Christian rock band whose sole purpose was to make money.

I don't think it's body-shaming when the point is that it was an outward symptom of coke abuse - just one more sign in addition to everything else. I've known and worked with people like that; being crazy-eyed and rail-thin most certainly IS mentionable... and in cases like these, DOES mean that one is mentally…

He sounds like one royal asshat.

That cunt should just go away.

No. It's not usual. No one does this except entitled bi!ches.

I actually happened to see this. I thought that her strategically-arranged robe hanging open to showcase her breasts was trying waaaaay too hard, as usual, a la typical Mariah. Aside from that, it was generally an embarrassing display of LOOK AT ALL OF THE SHIT I HAVE! Her poor husband - having to live amongst that…

Your mom was 73 when you were a teenager?

I am SO going to do this. Hubby and I went to Canada a couple of years ago and after we returned, we both were so sick in bed for a solid week. It was awful! We are going again and I was actually dreading it just because of this. Now I will bring wipes, sanitizer and anything else I can think of!

So many people here are suspecting the mother. I just don't see why a mother who is on good terms with her daughter would want/"need" to kill her. Surely the money wouldn't be an issue; it seems as if her daughter would buy her whatever she wanted anyway, if that was so important to the mother. I just don't see…

OMFG. This is absolutely horrendous. What even made them think he was "clenching his buttocks"? Maybe he had to take a crap!

Enough already with Cyrus and her stupid life. Who gives a flying rat's ass about her angst while she acts stupidly and spirals out of control. Just go away!

Drive on, Saudi sisters! I imagine that the men secretly are happy about this - much as I was when my kids got their licenses. I was just so glad to get a bit of a break! I'm sure it's a huge relief to the men not to have to be the driver all the damn time.

As well as brillig, mimsy and frabjous!

Poor Bruce Jenner. He just looks so awful compared to how he used to look. I'll never understand these SoCal people who ruin their faces!

I give up on humanity. That someone could be so callous as to beat a baby to death... I just don't... I'm going to go cry now :(

If you're driving so slowly (or perceived to be) that someone is tailgating you, move the eff over. Problem solved and everyone goes on their way.

Summer of '99? You mean '79!

"People want to see me as a mom." Understatement of the decade. (The more sane of us, however could not give a flying rat's ass.)