Love you RiRi, and happy birthday, but that outfit is horrible.

Is Kevin James on his way to the gym?

For the folks asking, “Why was the kid streaming,” I’m just gonna be blunt:

Way to miss the fucking fire burning the house down over the smoke that’s offending your nostrils.

Yes, the kid’s young, and yeah, it’d be a much better idea for them not to be streaming, but they are not the problem here. The cowardly, craven…

If she’d done this at Notre Dame she’d be able to sell the rights to a movie company.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

My takeaways:

So we’re armchair diagnosing autism here? Is being eccentric a diagnosable condition now?

Call it whatever you’d like (hilarious to me), but if even half of parents were this supportive of their kids the world would be a happier place.

He’s right she did nothing wrong. She dedicated her life to it, found a way, and got her own personal glory. He should be as proud as he sounds.

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

lucky for her, it’s all downhill from here.

Looks bad, but they’ll definitely boost attendance on Promotional Big League Contract and Also You Might Get to Play in the Game night.

I don’t believe she’s from Denver.

Clogged Toilet Thing: Is eating leafy greens really that much of a chore?

I’m a Physics teacher.

Considering the number of people who called in to WMMR to talk about their family’s poop stick, poop knife, or some other tool used to break up big or solid turds before flushing, I’d say it’s a good idea.

Fun fact: they do have a garbage disposal type toilet! It’s called a macerator because it literally chews up your shit and TP. My friends built a bathroom in their basement where there wasn’t really any piping for one, and they had to install a macerator so that the flushed stuff could be forced upwards into the…

Can’t wait to see them take care of this egregious breech of the unwritten rules by aggressively sending 3 top prospects over to the Nats. Not to fight or anything, just to clear out some salary.

That’s an ice-ax, not a pick-ax.