Had several coyotes trotting around in my yard because of some flooding the other day. You know what works at getting them to skedaddle? Clapping my hands and shouting, “Hit the bricks, Wile E. and take your buddies with you!”

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

Lochte, 2016. Swimming and the dash

Yes, BAKING, that most hyper-masculine of activities.

There is a reason why all true MAN-CAVES must come with industrial-size Hobart mixers, Viking restaurant-quality ovens, and proofing drawers. Men will often engage in fisticuffs over whose cupcakes are better. The sheer testosterone required to mix flour with…

That Deadspin lineup Tommy Craggs, Barry Petchesky, Emma Carmichael, Luke O’Brien, Jack Dickey, Drew Magary, and Tom Scocca was seriously insane. Will any other outlet ever have a collection that good?

She really is focused on going downhill as fast as she can. This Olympics it looks like she’ll take a lot of inspiration to do this from Tiger’s career.

This is how journalism dies—not with a bang, but with a Dave’s Double cheeseburger and a frosty.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

How in the Hell do you “carefully” not buy a ticket? Did she think Black Panther tickets are sentient and were waiting around the corner to beat her over the head while denouncing whitey and telling her to pick a different date?

My wife does have Swiss citizenship so that is a real option and ironically Switzerland is pretty high in the gun to population ratio but doesn’t suffer from the mass shooting issue!

Out of curiosity, how much do you think a slice of bakery-made lemon cake should cost? I’m assuming it’s an unfrosted loaf cake with a 1" slice. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

It’s pretty messed up how numb we are to this kind of thing and it’s not going to stop. I have a 2 1/2 year old and I am seriously considering what options I have, if any, to protect her from this sort of thing.

Go fuck yourself to death.

Well I went to Plantation High school, I went to numerous journalism events, baseball and football games and other events at Douglas high and I’m still a resident of Broward County. Maybe it’s because I just graduated high school in 2013 and graduated college last year and I have friends that have relatives of those…

Judge Fitzgerald’s comments continued:

You just QED’d her point, you know.

I was nearly 30 when Columbine happened. It sickened and disturbed me more than I could have imagined.

If every black man in the country went to a gun shop and bought one tomorrow, we’d have gun control laws the day after.

Canada, Europe, Australia, NZ and Eastern Asia have all figured out ways of keeping guns out of the hands of people who want to murder heaps of innocent people.

What’s a dojwolB?