You saw that pitch. It was a way off the plate and bounced off the top of McCann’s batting helmet, which might be the only thing that kept McCann out of the hospital.

Then send him down. If his control at 98 mph is that bad he has no business pitching. He’s going to kill someone.

The cops didn’t break anything up sooner because they are largely sympathetic to the claims of the fascist right.

Yeah I mean I guess it would have been easier to shoot her.

Sometimes you can smell the Purina plant instead. Frying pan, fire.

Maybe the pain and rage in “Fuck you Justine Damond” would be out of order if she wasn’t the literal white representation of Americans’ refusal to believe that black lives matter. Everybody talks about how if it was a blond white lady things would be different, and then magically things are totally different when it…

What do you mean “as if their fans wouldn’t see through it”???

I’m glad someone caught that. Buffalo is maybe more of a shithole than it was 20 years ago. I still wish I’d bought something in White Plains when I was working there circa dotcom boom though.

Yeah I’m amazed at prices in places like White Plains or Buffalo that used to be super cheap. NY is just tough all around.

First-time homebuyer’s FHA loan, 0% down, refi out of the mortgage insurance when you’ve got 20% equity. If you have solid credit and stable jobs, it’s not exactly hard to buy a sub-$200,000 starter house somewhere.

He should have gone to a bunch of leather bars like James Franco.

I got the play-by-play from disgruntled relatives! The Deseret News Jazz beat writer was reporting that Hill was a necessary piece of the deal before the long weekend and the Jazz GM was telling the same reporter a week ago that he would be able to sign Hill.

That report came out after the Jazz signed Rubio, lost Hill, and were making excuses for what seemed like an inevitable Heyward loss. I assumed they were from the team - that was Monson’s reporting, right?

Heyward wanted Hill.

It only sucks to be the Jazz because Jazz ownership refuses to pay luxury tax and have reveled in their skinflint reputation for decades. Rubio for Hill is just a microcosm of this.

Last time I was in Utah County about 80% of the men were wearing Hayward’s haircut. It’s a good time to be a barber and a bad time to be selling pomade.

That’s why Utah is so sad he left, too.

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