That’s not how shade works at all. If you cut Magic off before “But what I needed was a leader.” and then he talked up Ball the way he did, it would be shady. This is just insulting.

Shade Court is not afraid to flog its own. Bring on Judge Brown!

Americans? Yes he does.

It’s Common Core - a 75% failure rate might be good. New Jersey managed an overall 23% passing rate in Algebra II and a 41% passing rate in Language Arts in 2015, the first year they gave the test. Not broken out by race or socioeconomics.

Nice of the photographer to give him a halo, but where’s the mandorla?

I don’t know what it takes for the test to be FDA approved, but we have tested our newborn twice in 3 months due to possible contamination of the municipal water. The doctor indicates that they use a venous test, same as the Magellan one, but it’s run by a company called Quest instead. She told us there was no need…

I have made falafel for a vegan - she immediately wanted it baked instead of fried in oil so it was healthier. Which works about as well as it sounds like it would work.

Apparently the only money LeBron James has ever made for Nike is on shoe sales.

I really don’t need some oppo researcher dragging up every jock I sold weed to in high school. Politics is a game for people with enough money to cover their tracks.