Yeeeah. I see a lot of articles mentioning that she’s a “Professor at MIT” and kinda leave it at that. You see MIT, you think “Oh she must be doing out-there science stuff and be crazy smart” and, uh, nah, not really.
She isn’t dumb by any means! But she’s really more of a hippie artist than what we’d automatically…
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Somewhere Angelina Jolie just rolled her eyes so hard. And then probably laughed for an hour.
Like Jezebel reader and frequent poster RudeNegro pointed out in the past, she has the eyes of a crazy person. And apparently these Tweets back that up.
Yoko, someone is stealing your schtick!
So now he’s got a brunette Gwyneth with a slightly larger vocab? Cool cool cool.
Oh man. I have a feeling she and Brad are going to stand the test of time. Yeesh.
I realize she’s an academic, and apparently a total genius according to Pitt’s super thirsty PR roll out of her (We get it dude! She’s worthy of your mediocrity because as a woman, she has to literally be a genius at this point), but the way she communicates is one of the reasons why we now have an anti-intellectual…
I guess Brad has been sharing the ganja.
Just throw in “ambiguity” and it makes you look smart, I guess?
She’s insufferable.
Carrie Fisher is slapping the shit out of the angels now.
Gee, im really sorry your career blew up, Ricky.
I agree. The only exception for me is orange flower because that just tastes like a delicate orange. Elderflower liquour is one of those things I think I will like in a cocktail and always am wrong about it.
It does sound delicious but I have in fact been to Violet’s bakery and their cakes are gross. I was desperately craving cake and their only options were chocolate & spelt, rasberry & courgette or violet. I mean what the fuck does a violet even taste like you pretentious cake ruiners?!
I want a God Emperor of Dune movie! Make this happen, Villeneuve!
If you’re not buying your tubs of full fat Greek yogurt from Aldi you deserve all the greek yogurt industry drama that’s coming your way YOU FOOL.
Yep. I basically fell in love with her character the minute she put it on and got that dorky look on her face.
sames, except dogs. A friend, fresh after her second child, told me, ‘it’s why we’re here’. Then they got a dog, and she confided, ‘if we’d got a dog first, we probably wouldn’t have had kids.’ ok then, sigh.