Carrie Fisher is slapping the shit out of the angels now.

Gee, im really sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

I agree. The only exception for me is orange flower because that just tastes like a delicate orange. Elderflower liquour is one of those things I think I will like in a cocktail and always am wrong about it.

It does sound delicious but I have in fact been to Violet’s bakery and their cakes are gross. I was desperately craving cake and their only options were chocolate & spelt, rasberry & courgette or violet. I mean what the fuck does a violet even taste like you pretentious cake ruiners?!

I want a God Emperor of Dune movie! Make this happen, Villeneuve!

If you’re not buying your tubs of full fat Greek yogurt from Aldi you deserve all the greek yogurt industry drama that’s coming your way YOU FOOL.

sames, except dogs. A friend, fresh after her second child, told me, ‘it’s why we’re here’. Then they got a dog, and she confided, ‘if we’d got a dog first, we probably wouldn’t have had kids.’ ok then, sigh.

Shit. Will this one do?

I think it’s truly a great response for those two reasons. Frankly, fuck being polite and sparing people’s feelings. If they feel okay asking shit like that, they should be punished with bad feelings as a result. Also, that particular lady and her idiot granddaughter are Trump supporters, so I really don’t care how…

Came here to say this! I will never understand the reasoning for putting Che in Weekend Update...

I really hope the new baby is a boy. It would be cruel for a girl to live in the shadow of perfection named Charlotte.

I’m pretty sure they have, all his depressing life.

Pepe LePew kinda had to be French, you know?

Go in late May/early June, the most beautiful months and the English countryside looks glorious, with all the May blossom (hawthorn) and cow parsley flowers and the bright green of the new leaves. It’s heaven.

I just went in November as part of my English women writers tour, and Haworth was absolutely my favorite place. Wuthering Heights absolutely couldn’t have been written anywhere else. The town itself is gorgeous and the moors are really intense. It started to rain while I was there, so I took a misty walk behind the…

But is the Bronte Parsonage Museum a Good Place To Bring A Doll?

The Red Skull was Dr. Strange’s dad? What a twist!

this is the problem with murica.... you shoot all your good peeps

This is probably Hillary Clinton right now

I love Seth Meyers’ “FATHER NOOOO!!!”