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Same. I need to sleep longer in the AM than I get to, but I can't nap. I feel worse after I nap - like a zombie for the rest of the day. Then it wrecks my PM sleep situation, so it ends up not helping at all. Unless I am super super sick, sleeping in until 9 or 10 is great, but I can't nap. (That doesn't mean I don't

oof. me too. i also have jacked sleep cycles, so short periods of sleep leave me just as disoriented and weird as i would be if someone slapped me awake mid-rem.

I also can't nap but have the opposite problem. My head hits a pillow and I stare at the back of my eyelids for an hour while I wonder about stupid shit (like whether orcas are more like dolphins or whales, I know they are some "c" word that sounds like crustacean... cetatean? Cetacean? Is that a genus or a family?

Oh yeah, that is so me. When my kids were babies and my mother-in-law came to stay with us and help out, she'd tell me to go take a nap while she held down the fort — and then she'd come wake me up 45 minutes later!! WTF kind of nap lasts only 45 minutes?!? 3 hours is my bare minimum decent nappage time.

"'It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone.' She shook her head, 'All that crazy's just up there all the time.'"

It's possible to love someone deeply, and yet not want to put up with their (most likely unchanging, if addiction related) bullshit for all eternity.

I hate the blatant classism surrounding Black Friday. We create a culture of Keeping Up with the Joneses, and then mock the people who attempt to buy the things at the only prices the can afford. We criticize the folks forced to choose between having a job and staying home with their family on Thanksgiving for their

Kelly, you know you're my kinswoman, but I think you're way off on this one.

We (and those singing this song) have been insulated from the reality of Ebola as it decimates West Africa. Yes, people who want to be informed can be, but the majority could not care less as long as it's Not In Their Backyard.

You may be too

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

Welp, I liked it. Actually, I might like it better than the original. While emulating Perry's style, Gaga doesn't have the whining tone in her voice that always made me want to punch something whenever I heard the 4 Non Blondes version back in the day. She keeps the angry and raw very nicely, though.

If the 90's are

Yeah, I've heard about how this behavior was going on even when Moxy Fruvous had been touring. Were they so wrapped up in themselves that they didn't care about what Jian was doing? Did someone (probably Jian himself) deliberately set things up so that they never caught word? The questions continue along an

At this point, I'm kind of hoping someone does a version of "No No Raja" about a woman warning another woman not to go near Jian.

I feel awful and horrible for saying this but... if somebody euthanized my dog because they suspected it maybe has a disease, I would MURDER everybody involved in that decision. I would risk exposing everybody to Ebola if it meant retribution. Because I am an monster and I love my dog too much and it's really probably

I love pumpkin and pumpkin spice. I am not sorry and I don't feel bad about it. It is definitely being skewered because it is seen as something women enjoy.

National discourse on bacon: Haha, bacon is the best! So manly, my dudebro! Bacon cake! Bacon donuts! Bacon bandaids!

As an atheist, you gotta admit it's pretty great running the country- telling this lady what to eat, what she can't do. It's been a pleasure.