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My late father’s only hobby was flipping the channels on the TV. He never watched more than 7 minutes of anything at a time. When I visited Paris, I told him that I visited the Louvre.

Looks like a shirtless Ben Wyatt.

I miss Girl Talk. That shit was so much fun.

What’s with the impenetrable acronyms? TUVM? Did I miss a meeting?

Her Twitter is hot gibberish.

$130,000.

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Try to watch this and not cry your eyes out. Go on, I dare you.

Love love LOVED this as a kid. I tried my best to grow up to be Ann Magnuson. I only partially succeeded.

Anyone who puts spelt in a cake can GTFO.

Orca. It was on HBO endlessly. My parents used to take me to Marineland every summer despite my protestations that a whale was capable of revenge.

I found Rey utterly charming from the moment she plopped that old pilot helmet on her head in TFA. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

One of the few high school people I’m still FB friends with just posted his. WTF.

The 2% retinol and azaleic acid have done wonders. I don’t really need face makeup anymore.

Picture it, 1988, and I can’t stop listening to Robyn Hitchcock’s Globe of Frogs and a bargain bin cassette of The Velvet Underground & Nico. Everyone else is listening to New Kids on the Block. I have no friends.

It’s already here. Just get yourself some cats.

My father was much the same, he really shouldn’t have been a parent. I loved him but didn’t necessarily like him when I was growing up.

I’m an old who thinks, hey maybe it’s good that we’re all more sensitive now. But this? Just...what...stop. Just stop.

Why they ever dumped Cecily Strong from Update is beyond me.

The first time I sneezed after having my deviated septum fixed was the most painful moment of my life. I had to find a work around. It’s been 30 years and I’m too afraid to just let one loose.

DO IT. My mother wouldn’t let me pull a Kristin McMenamy in high school. I still keep meaning to do it 30 years later.