This was my thought exactly.

I was perusing The Knot today and they recommended Danzig’s “Mother” as a great mother/son dance, as well as “Mother” by Pink Floyd. It’s as if they just typed the word mother into Spotify without actually listening to them.

Same here on the book and the first movie. I’m taking a hard pass on this, I just can’t do it.

You’re right. The edges eventually got sanded off though. Fallon’s original show also had some weird bits like “Let Us Play With Your Look” and that dumb pants song but you’ll never see that stuff again.

That’s insulting to vanilla cupcakes.

Jaye P. Morgan. And seriously, he has no equal today. Seacrest? Barris had more personality in his pinky fingernail.

You could never recreate The Gong Show in this day and age. The smarm alone (and I mean that as a compliment) wouldn’t fly. Gene Gene the Dancing Machine would have his own cologne line and the Unknown Comic would be a judge on The Voice. In other words, ugh.

Aww man, my Dad and I used to watch The Gong Show when I was little. He thought the Unknown Comic was the funniest thing ever. Dad is a difficult guy who wasn’t born with the patience for parenting, so it’s a happy memory of him.

I was watching some old clips after the news broke last night and I was wondering the same thing. My Dad and I used to watch The Gong Show when I was young...obviously you don’t pick up on that at 6 years old.

Reason tells me this. My lizard brain tells me to pass out from fear.

I’ve had an irrational phobia of them since I was a child. Unlike a snake or spider phobia, you won’t over turn a rock in your garden and find one. At least I hope not.

Oh I adore Bob’s Burgers. And though I like a lot of the Netflix comedies, they aren’t the joke marathons that 30 Rock was.

I feel the same way about killer whales. They’re amazing and I don’t want to be any where near one.

Truth. Where’s the next Community/Parks & Rec/30 Rock? WHERE’S THE SNARK DAMN IT?

FWIW, I bought some great accessories from them, but their dresses were hit or miss.

I own something like 12 eShakti items. My favorite stuff because I pay the custom fee for everything. I’m way bigger on top than on the bottom, it’s the perfect solution.

eShakti til I die. Though I wish they’d bring back more if the vintage-y stuff.

I found their sleeveless stuff to have a classic plus size problem-gigantic armholes, to the point of seeing the entire side of my bra. It was a common complaint in their reviews. For the price I hoped they’d get that right.

Deep down inside, I know that. But c’mon Kate! We love you!

For fuck’s sake, just pay Kate Bush like 20 million dollars to play for 3 nights in a row.